the amount of floridian energy emanating from here is ridiculous
OFH DA BOHT
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FLORIDA
‘twas the night before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas
I was beating my meat
I heard someone knock
So I pulled up the sheet.
“Santa himself!” I said right quick.
“You’ve been naughty, and I want your dick.”
I was self-conscious but I knew this was right.
Santa gave me the succ on that fateful Christmas night.
You people are going to hell
